🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI vs. Robinhood: THE CLASH OF THE TECH TITANS!!! 💥⚔️ So, OpenAI just dropped the ultimate “hold my drink” moment 👀🍹 and straight-up threw some shade at Robinhood for their cringy attempt to sell “OpenAI tokens” (which are basically like getting a participation trophy at a tech startup—NO CAP 🔥). OpenAI was like, “Bro, we didn’t even ask you to do this, and no, we’re NOT giving you stock. Go home, you’re drunk!” 😵‍💫🤡 Meanwhile, Robinhood is out here acting like they’re the gatekeepers of the tech universe, saying they’re giving retail investors “indirect exposure to private markets.” BOY, PLEASE! 🚀💰 Imagine a world where Robinhood’s “special purpose vehicle” (SPV) is just a fancy way of saying “We have some shares in a secret vault but you can’t have any, haha!” 📦🤖 Is this the end of the stock market or just another episode of “Stonks Goin’ Down”? 📉 🕵️‍♂️ Developer quote leak: “Robinhood? More like Robin-DON’T! 😂 But we’ll see what they’re cooking. If they ever try to tokenize cats, I’m OUT!” 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2025, you'll have to buy shares of an NFT that sells shares of “OpenAI tokens” through Instagram filters, and everyone will be like, “This is fine.” 💀✨ So buckle up, fam! The tech drama's just getting started! 🌌💀