🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI Just Hit the Undo Button on Their $6.5B Jony Ive Power Move! 💸💥 So check it: OpenAI thought they were about to unlock the next level in design with Jony "The Design God" Ive and his new AI toy, io. But wait—what's this? A legal trademark showdown that makes Infinity War look like a backyard BBQ? 🤡💀 Social media detectives (aka bored Twitter scrollers) uncovered that OpenAI pulled their marketing faster than a kid eating a pack of Skittles on Halloween! 🍬👻 Apparently, they decided that revealing a multi-billion dollar acquisition is less important than avoiding a courtroom brawl 🤦‍♂️. Cue the "This Is Fine" meme as they sip their legal tea ☕. Imaginary Developer Quote: "We *thought* we could just slap 'Apple Genius' on our marketing and call it a day. Who knew ‘io’ was a trademark? 🤷‍♂️" - Developer #3, probably sipping overpriced coffee. And this is the moment when you realize the true chaos: if they can't even keep a deal with Jony Ive intact, does AI even have a future? 🤖💔 🔥🔥 Prediction: In one year, we’ll see OpenAI pivoting into NFTs of Jony Ive's sketches because why not? This is the future, folks! #Stonks 🚀💰