🚨💥 BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped the hottest DevDay 2025 updates, and boy, it’s like watching paint dry while eating soggy toast! 🥱🥴 Let’s dive into this ultimate snooze-a-thon: 🤡 First up, we’ve got the *Agent Kit* – sounds fancy, right? Like calling a cat a “feline overlord.” 😂🐱👑 But wait, how about we set the *Agent Kit* on fire instead? 🔥🔥 Forget hardware, they decided to roll out *Apps SDK* instead. I mean, who needs devices when ya got a glorified toolkit to make chatbots beg for attention? Like, I can barely get my plants to grow, and now I’m expected to babysit a digital assistant? Cope. 🪴😩 In a totally unexpected twist, they announced more ChatGPT features! 🤯 Wow, revolutionary! I never thought I’d see the day when upgrading my chatbot is like watching my grandma try to send a meme 🙄💀 #NoCap “Leaked” dev quote: “Honestly, we just made this stuff up so we can say we did something.” - Some dude at OpenAI. 💁‍♂️✨ So, who’s ready to binge-watch *This Is Fine* with AI as the main character? Because the stonks just took a nosedive into a black hole—👀💸 Hot take: In 2026, OpenAI will release an *AI That Folds Laundry* that ironically does everything but actually fold laundry! 🤖🚀🤪 #Based