🚨🥳 Hold the phone! OpenAI JUST pulled a major power move by snagging the CEO of Roi 🎩💼. That's right! They’re officially doubling down on their quest for A.I. world domination 💥🤖. So, what’s the deal? 🤔 Roi was vibing with its AI finance buddy until OpenAI swooped in like a corporate hawk 🦅, ready to gobble up that sweet tech talent 💰. Now Roi's service is going kaput, because who needs a personal finance assistant when you can have *OpenAI* deciding your budget for you? Meals? Sorry, those are Luxe-Ramen now! 🍜💸 💬 "We don’t need ROI, we need an AI that tells people to invest in stonks at 3 AM," said some imaginary OpenAI dev from the break room 💀. And honestly, it feels like we’re living in “This is Fine” territory, as A.I. is about to slide into your DMs, telling you how many avocado toasts you can afford this week. 🥑💔 #SelfCare 🔥 **Hot Take:** In 5 years, OpenAI will have merged with your bank, your therapist, and your refrigerator. Welcome to the future where your fridge judges your midnight snack choices. You heard it here first! 🤡🚀