🚨🔥 BREAKING: OpenAI Drops a New AI Sidekick - Aardvark! Yeah, like we’re still naming stuff after animals in 2023! 🦙📉💀 Meet Aardvark! It’s like your weird cousin who knows everything about code but hasn't showered since 2010. This AI is here to be the ultimate “agentic security researcher,” just chilling like: "Yo, I’m scanning your code and also your personality." 🤖💻 OpenAI's flexing that GPT-5 juice, claiming Aardvark can find and fix bugs faster than you can run from your responsibilities. 💪 But let’s be real, this dude might just exaggerate its skills like "I totally went to MIT" but can't even run a simple npm install. 💀😂 Developers be like, “Aardvark, can you make my code better?” Aardvark: “Nah, but I can suggest a great therapy app for you!” 😂 This is fine. 🔥 And oh, here’s what one "leaked" dev had to say: “If Aardvark can find my programming mistakes better than my mom, I’m signing the NDA immediately.” 💰💌 Hot take time: By 2025, Aardvark will be a TikTok influencer giving coding tips while sipping coffee and spilling tea on dev drama. Brace yourselves, stonks are about to go bananas! 🍌🚀 #AardvarkGPT #CodeChaos