🚨📡 HOLY STONKS ALERT! 🚨📡 OpenAI just went full-on "I’m not a robot, I’m a power plant!" with Oracle, and guess what? They’re dropping a whopping **$300 BILLION** 💰 on computing power over the next five years! 💥 We’re talking about enough juice to light up a small country or send your grandma’s lights flickering when she asks you to fix her Wi-Fi. 😤🔌 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Oracle is sitting there like Drake pointing, “Y’all thought we were dead? Nah, we just needed an AI-friendly makeover!” Sources say this deal is like one of those "this is fine" memes but with servers instead of dogs in fire. It's major! Like, "4.5 gigawatts of capacity" sounds like a mad scientist's electric dream. I can hear the conspiracy theorists howling already – fr fr, are we sure this isn’t an elaborate setup for Skynet? 🤔 But wait! Leaked dev quote: “Yeah, we’re just buying the cloud the size of the galaxy for our chatbots. 🤪 No cap!” Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have GPT-7 powered by 4.5 gigawatts of Oracle sauce, and it’ll single-handedly handle your Zoom calls while writing your emails AND critiquing your playlist like a true Gen Z influencer. 🚀💀 Buckle up, fam! The AI apocalypse is sponsored by Oracle! 🤡🔥