🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI SPENDS 1.1 BILLION DOLLARS LIKE IT’S GOING OUT OF STYLE 🤯💸 So, check this out: OpenAI just pulled a “yoink” on a software testing startup called Statsig for a staggering $1.1B, and it’s not just to fill their CEO’s pockets. Nah, they’re looking to bring some spicy product testing sauce into their chaotic AI cauldron! 🔮🚀 Statsig’s big cheese, Vijaye Raji (more like Vijaye RICH-ji now, am I right? 😂), is making his way to the OpenAI team faster than you can say “acquihire.” We all know that when you buy a startup, you’re basically swiping right on their tech while ignoring their mediocre dating profile. Swipe left on those bad bugs, fam! 🐛🚫 💬 “The real goal is to test if AI can actually make a Tinder date work,” Vijaye may or may not have said. And now they’re creating a new role, which basically translates to “A better title that pays you to do work nobody wants to do” 😂👀. In a totally sane twist, here’s my hot take: In 2030, OpenAI will be testing products that create AI to date other AIs. #MatchMadeInHeaven 💞🤖 Stonks are going up like my morning coffee addiction, fr fr. So, who’s down to invest in the AI Tinder of the future? 💰🔮💥