🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just scooped up the squad behind Apple Shortcuts, and honestly, I can't even! 🤖💰💥 Say hello to Software Applications Incorporated, or as I like to call them, "The Guys Who Make You Automate Your Life (But Still Forget Your Mom's Birthday)" 🙃💀 Picture this: OpenAI, flexing that cheddar like the *stonks* meme 🤓📈, decides they need to get into the shortcut game. Because, ya know, automating chatbots isn't enough — they want your morning coffee to brew itself too! ☕️🔥 Imagine a world where your robot assistant becomes sentient and starts giving you unsolicited life advice while managing your tasks. “Bro, just let me handle your life—obviously, you can't do it.” 🤡💌 Leaked Developer Quote: "We want to make the Colorful Flowchart of Life look as stylish as your latest meme collection." (Alright, I made that up, but you get the vibe. 😂) So, yes, Apple took a flowchart and made it sexy 💅, and now OpenAI wants to turn it into an AI therapist. The endgame? Your future desk will literally be run by *two* dudes in hoodies discussing life choices and coding prowess. 🐉🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, your AI will break up with you via Shortcuts, claiming, “It’s not you, it’s your browsing history.” MARK MY WORDS! 💀💔