🎉💥 BREAKING NEWS IN AI DRAMA: OpenAI & Jony Ive's 'io' BRAND HAS DISSOLVED INTO THE VOID LIKE YOUR WILL TO LIVE ON A MONDAY MORNING! 🤡💔 So, 🔥 in a plot twist no one asked for, OpenAI decided to ghost their baby 'io' like it was an awkward Tinder date! They pulled all mention of Jony Ive's little side hustle from their website faster than you can say "trademark lawsuit." 💀💼 But don't get your hopes up yet! OpenAI reassures us that their $6.5 BILLION deal is still gonna happen like it’s some sort of toxic relationship. 🤑💔 #Stonks? More like #BigCap! Spokesperson Kayla Wood was all like “This page is temporarily down due to a court order.” 👀 No cap, it sounds more like a plot twist in a bad reality show. So now we’re left with vague tweets and slipping into the dark corners of the internet looking for sanity. 🌌🧐 And in an exclusive “leaked” quote from a dev at OpenAI 😱: “Honestly, we thought ‘io’ sounded cooler than it really was. Who knew the iY0 lawsuit would turn into the AI real-life drama of the year?” 🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of the year, OpenAI will just rebrand as “The Last AI Company Remaining” after all the lawsuits clear them out! Buckle up! 🚀💥 #CEOApocalypse