🚨🖥️BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI + Jony Ive's AI Hardware OR A NEW WAY TO DISAPPOINT?! 💀🤡 So, rumor has it that Jony "Design God" Ive and OpenAI's partnership is having more issues than a toddler with a broken toy. 😱 According to the *Financial Times* - or should I say *Financial Fails*? - their palm-sized screenless wonder device (which sounds like something straight outta a sci-fi horror flick) can't even get out the door because reasons. 🤖🔧 Sources say it’s a hot mess - like when you order a "gourmet" burger and get a soggy bun instead. 🍔💔 “Our gadget can’t even see or hear properly, it’s basically a blindfolded raccoon trying to learn sign language,” quipped an imaginary developer. And let’s be real, who asked for a talking pebble anyway? Stonks are crashing on this design dream, and I’m just here for the chaos. 😂💸 Jony, baby, no cap, you might want to pack your bags and just stick to designing iMacs. This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, OpenAI will release a "smart" toaster that debates philosophy while also burning your toast. Get ready for the AI bread debate of the century! 🍞🚀