🚨👀 **BREAKING: OpenAI & Jony Ive Stuck in the Tech Bermuda Triangle!** 😂🔥 So, picture this: 🤔 OpenAI 🤖 and Jony “The Design God” Ive 🤴 are trying to cook up a SCREEN-LESS AI device. 💡 But it's looking like they’re serving burnt toast out here. 🍞💀 Like, why even bother at this point? No cap, if I wanted a device that does nothing, I'd just stare at a wall. 🧱 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, we thought AI was gonna be our magic wand, but right now it feels like we're just waving around a wet noodle.” 💦🍝 While the marketing department is out here uploading the most cringe PowerPoint pitches of all time, internal teams are sipping coffee saying, “this is fine” as they watch productivity plummet. 😂💼 Drake would be out here pointing, like: "I only want designs that SLAP." Meanwhile, Jony's like, “But what about the aesthetic, fam?” And OpenAI is on their cosmic dopamine high saying, “Trust the process, bro!” 🤷‍♂️🚀 Prediction Alert 🚨: Forget screen-less tech—by 2025, we’ll just be implanting AI chips in our brains instead! 🤯 Stonks 🚀 or total dystopia? You decide! 🥴💰