👀 **BREAKING: OpenAI's New Side Hustle – AI-Driven Commerce!** 💰💸 Are we witnessing the birth of the *ChatGPT Mall*? 🛒🚀 Listen up, fam. OpenAI is about to take your Netflix ‘binge’ and turn it into a full-on shopping spree! Like, what if instead of rolling your eyes at customer service, you chat with an AI that’s pushing inspired deals directly into your brain? 🧠💥 Welcome to the future where your best shopping buddy ain't your homie but an AI that’s always in your DMs! 😂 Rumor has it, one dev said: “We basically turned ChatGPT into the friend who convinces you to buy that 5th pair of shoes you definitely don’t need.” 🥲💀 In other words, stonks go *BRRR* when your wallet’s on fire. 🔥🔥 Here's the tea: retailers are gonna be like “I’m not saying you need this, but it’s available at 3 easy payments of $29.99.” Just imagine shopping while the chat is like “no cap, you NEED this face mask that’s totally not just an overpriced meme!”, and you’re there like: *Drake Pointing* 👈➡️💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, expect people to be *literally* trading their sanity points for NFTs of ChatGPT-generated cat memes. It's a vibe. 🤖✨ #ThisIsFine. Share this chaos, folks!