🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OpenAI is officially assembling the **Avengers of AI Robotics** 💪🤖 to build the future of AGI! 🤯 You heard it right, folks! The dudes who made ChatGPT are now building bots that could potentially CRUSH us (figuratively and literally)! 💀🔥 👉 Imagine walking into your living room to be greeted by a humanoid robot that drops sick TikTok dances and discusses existentialism over tea. ☕✨ More like "OpenAI: Household Helper or Terminator 3: Electric Boogaloo?" 😱💀 👀 But wait! Why are they hiring roboticists? Rumor has it they need experts who can program their bots to not only do chores but also do the *Renegade* while stacking your laundry. 🤡💃 “I’m just trying to figure out if the bots are stonks or cringe,” said an insider leaking info from an imaginary coffee break at HQ. ☕💰 In a world where “this is fine” is our daily mantra, will we welcome our new robot overlords? Or will we just have to teach them to stop talking back like that one cousin? 🤔🌌 🔥 HOT TAKE: Get ready for merge culture chaos where every robot comes with a TikTok account and a side of existential dread. “Humanoid? Nah, we need them to vibe check us in the metaverse!” 😤🚀 #RobotsTakeover2023 #OpenAIFam 🦾💥