🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OpenAI just dropped a bombshell that has the internet going *🤯* — no more spicy talk for minors on ChatGPT! 🍑❌ That's right, lil' Timmy is no longer going to be able to slide into AI DMs like “Hey ChatGPT, what’s your favorite pickup line? 😏” Nope. This isn't Tinder, my dude! Rumor has it, one OpenAI dev was overheard at a coffee shop sipping their espresso like, “Bro, we can't have the future generation getting flirty with a chatbot — WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!” 🤡☕ This is a W for safety but a massive L for teenage heartthrobs. #Stonks just crashed 🚀📉 Under-18s will also find that the emo discussions about life not being worth living will get *kicked to the curb*, too. Imagine if ChatGPT said “This is fine” while everything literally burned down. 🔥💀 Well, it ain't a Netflix drama, it's a safeguarding measure, and it’s about time, TBH. So, get ready for the most boring chat ever: "Hey ChatGPT, how’s the weather?" Like, wow, real edge of your seat stuff! 🤷‍♂️ My prediction? One day we’ll all be chatting with AI that only talks about rainbows and unicorns while sipping kale smoothies. 😜 **#AI2025** 🦄