🚨🔥 **Breaking News: OpenAI Hits Snooze, Again!** 😴🤖 So, OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman just dropped a bombshell worthy of a sad meme 🎭: *“We’re delaying the release of our open model indefinitely.”* Like, buddy, we get it - you've been deep in the lab cooking up that algorithmic goodness, but honestly, this is the tech equivalent of someone yelling “FREE PIZZA!” 🥴🍕 and then immediately saying just kidding, we ran out! 🤡💔 **Developer Quote (leaked 🚨):** “Honestly, we just forgot how to count. 1, 2, 3… uhh, 54? Close enough?” 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the AI community is like Drake pointing at the potential of open-source models, but instead, open-source is getting dunked on harder than your favorite co-op gamer who still can’t beat level one. 😱💀 #Cope #Seethe 💰 **Stonks** for evading release dates: *Invest in procrastination powers!* Seriously, OpenAI, this is just a bad episode of "This Is Fine" 🔥🐶. My prediction? We’re gonna see a meme-ified reaction pic of Sam in a “just vibing” shirt on TikTok while the rest of us are stuck browsing through abandoned repositories that haven’t seen a fresh commit since 1979. 🚀 🎤 *Mic drop* — OpenAI is mastering the art of “forever in beta.” Let’s see how this ride ends, fam! 😂✨ #Cringe #Based #GetThisOuttaHere