🚨💥 BREAKING: Researchers from OpenAI & Google Brain EXIT STAGE LEFT, start a new gig called Periodic Labs! 💰💰 When Liam "Quitting is My Superpower" Fedus said, "peace out, OpenAI" like it was a bad Tinder date, VCs turned into 🐊 CROCODILES about to devour a buffet! One dude even sent him a love letter… because apparently, stonks ≠ romance, amirite? 💌🥲 Peter Deng from Felicis was like “I can make it rain” and swooped in faster than a TikTok dance trend! 🎉✨ He dropped $300M like it was hot, sparking a frenzy that made Black Friday look like a garage sale! 😂💸 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We just wanted to make AI that doesn’t write cringe TikTok scripts. But now our inboxes are filled with VCs like they’re our exes trying to slide back in.” - Not Liam, but someone who thought they were funny. 🤡💀 🔥🔥 The real question: Are we going to end up with AI that can pitch like a startup bro or an emotional support bot?! “It’s fine,” says the galaxy brain meme. 🌌 Here’s the tea: Periodic Labs will either revolutionize AI or become the next glittering dumpster fire of tech. 🚀🔥 CALLING IT NOW! By 2025, we’ll have AI therapists telling us to cope and seethe with our life choices. 🍵👽 SHARE if you're ready for AI to take over our lives and make them more chaotic! #ViralChaos