**🚨BREAKING: OpenAI is out here making chip deals like it’s Black Friday! 🛒💰💻** Yo fam, OpenAI just made some wild moves 🔥💥—they signed with AMD and Broadcom for AI chips that’ll put TSMC into full-on panic mode! 🤖💀 I swear, if AMD keeps this up, we might see them in a boxing ring with TSMC throwing chips like ninja stars. *Drake pointing meme* “SSSWWWEEEET, but also ouch!” 😩 So here’s the tea: OpenAI is looking to slap down 6 gigawatts (yeah, not just regular watts, but *GIGA* watts!) worth of GPUs 🏋️‍♂️, which means AI will be flexing harder than your gym bro after leg day. 💪💸 AMD’s CFO, who I imagine is typing this with dollar signs in his eyes 💲, says they’ll rack up “tens of billions in revenue.” No cap, that sounds like the blueprint for a new NFT drop! 💀💰 Meanwhile, TSMC is sweating harder than a developer at a 2 AM hackathon. Like, how do you cope with your only chip-per-on in town suddenly getting steamrolled? 😬 This is fine... 🔥🚫 Here’s my spicy hot take: in a year, we’ll see AMD chip bags as limited-edition collector’s items, straight up on eBay. Stonks? More like STOOOOOOOONKS! 🚀💸🔥 #ChipocalypseNow 🧠💥💥💥💥💥