🤖💸 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! The AI overlords at OpenAI are out here stacking bills like it's a Fortnite victory royale! 👾💰 You heard it right: they’ve gone full "stonks" by doubling their monthly revenue in 2025 to a whopping $12 BILLION! That’s two times the cash 💵💵—like my ex doubling down on their bad decisions, fr fr. Sources (aka some dude I overheard at Starbucks ☕💀) say they’re projecting a spicy $12.7 billion for the whole year. The only thing multiplying faster than OpenAI's revenue? My anxiety levels every time I forget my GitHub password! 🤯 One dev was overheard saying, “We’re basically printing money now, can someone please give me the code to unlock my existential dread?” 😵‍💫💻 Meanwhile, every investor is like Drake pointing at that revenue graph 🥴, and you just KNOW Elon is cooking up something ridiculous with his 20th Twitter poll about how to spend that cash. 🚀💩 Predictions? In 2026, we might just see OpenAI attempting to solve world hunger. Or at least become the world's first AI running a fast food chain. 🍔🔥 #GPTChurros is coming, fam! Best be ready! 💥💀