🚨BREAKING: OpenAI just flexed so hard, it pulled a muscle! 💪🔥 They’re announcing they’ve bagged over 1M+ BUSINESS CUSTOMERS worldwide. That’s more biz than your uncle’s sketchy pyramid scheme! 💼🤡 Apparently, ChatGPT for Work has gone full-on rocket mode 🚀, boosting seats 40% in just TWO months, now sitting pretty at a staggering 7M+ 💰. These businesses are slurping up the AI like it’s the last bottle of Gatorade at a Summer BBQ. 🥤🔥 And guess what? ChatGPT Enterprise has cranked it up to 11, exploding 9x year-on-year 📈💥. That’s a glow-up that makes your last haircut look like a mistake. 😂 “Leaked” Dev Comment: “Honestly, I’m just here programming while the AI does all the real work. I feel like a background character in a sitcom!” - One dev, probably. Key players using these AI power-ups? Amgen, T-Mobile, and even the dreamy Booking.com. 😍 Meanwhile, milking cows for content continues to be cringe. 🐄💀 🚨🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, we’ll all be needing therapy after our AI overlords take over and start booking our vacations for us. “This is fine” will no longer apply, it'll be an understatement! 🤖👀