🚨🚨 Tech Chaos Alert! 🚨🚨 Buckle up, fam, because AI is no longer just your weird uncle's favorite buzzword; it’s now OPENAI getting an unbelievable 💰 $100 BILLION from Nvidia! What are y’all doing with your lives?! 🤖💎 #Stonks 💥 Meanwhile in the Oracle universe, they’ve decided to turn things up to 11 by hiring TWO NEW CEOs. Like, did they lose one in a bet? 🤡💀 Imagine the morning meetings: "Hey, should we fire the second one to save money?" 🤔💸 And don’t even get me started on *that guy* 👀—Trump is out here playing real-life whack-a-mole with H1-B visas like he’s trying to assemble a tech company with a bunch of middle schoolers 🧠💥. “No visas for you! But here’s a stock photo of an angry cat instead.” 😾 💣 “We’re just trying to have a party with AI, but now we need to hire security to keep out the bad vibes,” said a totally real OpenAI developer who definitely didn’t just DM me. ⬆️ Prediction Alert: By 2025, we’ll be negotiating tech deals with actual aliens. No cap. Also, OpenAI will release a version of ChatGPT that only responds in memes. 🛸🔥 👀 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️