🚨 Breaking news from the land of AI overlords! 🤖💔💸 OpenAI's execs are SWEATING more than a gamer at a LAN party because California's political gaze has got them STRESSED, fam! 🔍💀 According to sources (we're not saying it was a pizza delivery guy, but 👀🍕), these big brains are contemplating a move outta the Golden State like they’re in some dystopian Netflix series! 🌌✨ 🚀 “We could relocate, but like… where? Texas? Florida? Those states don’t even know what ‘regulation’ means!” one imaginary exec groaned while sipping overpriced oat milk. 🥛💸 Like, is this a start-up or a game of Escape Room!? 🤔 This is fine, they said. Just, uh, changed from “AI for Good” to “AI for the Stonks” 🙃💰. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is like, “Didn’t we all agree to stop putting all our tech dreams in *that* state anyway?” 🤷‍♂️ Here’s the hot take: if they really leave, expect a new meme trend: “Where in the World is OpenAI?” because trust me, no one’s prepared for that chaos! 🤡🔥 #OpenAIInTexas #Californiacope #seethe 👀🧡 Get ready for the world’s biggest tech exodus since all those people packed their bags on April 1st, 2020! 📦💨