🚨💸BREAKING: OpenAI Employees Going Full Wall Street - $6 BILLION Stock Sale Incoming 💰💥 Yo fam, it looks like the brains behind ChatGPT are cashing OUT 💀💀. Sources say current and former OpenAI peeps are like, “Stonks? More like STONKS” as they plan to sell a whopping $6B in stock to Thrive Capital, SoftBank, and some other financial overlords 😤✨. 💥✨Valuation? A casual $500 BILLION. Because who needs reasonable pricing in tech? It's like they’re literally typing “FOMO” in the code 🥴. This is fine. 👀 Can we take a minute to recognize the *real* MVPs? Employees are getting their glow-up while we, the common folk, are still trying to figure out how to turn on the new AI toaster 🤖🥵. The only one more confused than that toaster is SoftBank, trying to figure out what the heck they’re buying 🤣. In a leaked convo, a developer said: “I’m cashing out before this whole thing goes Full Crypto-collapsing 🚀🔥.” Fr fr, we out here making bank while dodging tech layoffs like Neo in the Matrix 🌌. Hot Take Alert 🚦: In 5 years, OpenAI stock will be worth LESS than the amount of spaghetti I cook on a Sunday night 🍝. You heard it here first. #TechChaos #Stonks #ISeeYouOpenAI 🕵️‍♂️✨