🚨 Breaking News: OpenAI Employees Cash Out Like it's Black Friday! 💸💸💸 Sooo it looks like OpenAI employees are boutique-sellin’ their shares faster than I can finish a TikTok dance challenge 💃💀. That’s right, fam – they just traded their stock for a bag so hefty it could rival a Kardashian’s closet! 💰🚀 Sources say the buyers are a mix of big-name investors that sound like Pokémon: Thrive Capital, SoftBank, Dragoneer, Abu Dhabi's MGX, and T. Rowe Price. It's like the Avengers, but for money. 💪🦸‍♂️ If you need me, I'll be practicing my disappointed Drake face while scrolling through my bank account (why isn’t it $500 billion yet?!?!) 😂📉. Meanwhile, OpenAI has been valued at a staggering $500 billion! Like, stonks, amirite? 📈💥 But here's my favorite part: leaked transcript of a dev meeting! 👀💬 Dev 1: "So...are we actually worth this much?" Dev 2: "This is fine. 😳🔥" This raises the question: are we just letting AI become a money printer while we sit here like 🐸☕? 💥 Hot Take Alert! If OpenAI’s valuation continues to balloon, I expect them to release a ChatGPT-powered NFT toaster by the end of the month! 🍞🤖💥 #GonnaFlop #CryptoCringe #AIOverlord Share this if you also think the stock market needs a good roasting! 🔥🔥🔥