🚨🔥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🔥🚨 OpenAI just dropped a blueprint for TEENS + AI like it’s the next Fortnite season pass! 🤖💥 You know when your grandma tries to explain the internet and you just have to 🤡🤦‍♂️? Yeah, that’s how this feels! According to super-sleuth Ashley Gold at Axios (no, not a superhero name but we’re running with it), OpenAI is sending a SOS to lawmakers to create safety standards for teens using AI. 💌💔 Because nothing screams "trust us" like a tech giant asking for rules! 💵💀 They apparently rolled out FIVE suggestions like it’s a power-up in candy crush 🍭🍬. I’m not saying it’s cringe, but that’s a level of protection even Drake can’t vibe with — you know the “please don’t” meme! 💬 *Leaked dev quote*: “Honestly, we just want them to stop asking about how to make their AI date them… like, fr fr, we’re not dating apps!” 😂💔 So here’s the spicy prediction: by 2025, we’ll ALL be getting AI babysitters who tell us our TikTok is “totally cringe.” Get ready for the algorithmic side-eye, fam! 🚀🔥💰 #TeenAIRevolution #YIKES