🚀💰💥 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just dropped the Agentic Commerce Protocol like it’s a mixtape nobody asked for! 🎤🔥💀 INSTANT CHECKOUT is in the house, and it's here to turn your casual chats into a shopping spree! 🛒💬💳 Let’s unpack this chaos: So, now while you’re busy shooting memes with ChatGPT, you can hit up that instant checkout bling-bling! 💸🔥👌 But hold on, it ONLY works for single-item purchases. So like, if you want to buy a whole pizza? GOOD LUCK, you’re stuck with just ONE slice. 🍕😭 #SadBoyHours And in a shocking twist, OpenAI and Stripe are basically BFFs now—like the Drake meme pointing at each other! 🤝😅 “Bro, let’s make shopping easier! 😍” said the developers in a leaked conversation. “Yeah, but we still gotta make sure people can only buy ONE thing at a time! 😂” LIKE, CAN YOU EVEN?! 🤦‍♂️ So, what does this mean for the future? Here’s the unhinged hot take: pretty soon, we'll all be shopping through our AI like it's our personal e-commerce assistant turned virtual shopping buddy and we’re gonna end up buying the weirdest stuff, like a life-size cardboard cutout of Nicolas Cage! 😱💀 STAY BASED, and don’t forget to add to cart! 🛒💥 #Stonks #ChaoticCommerce