💀🔥 OPENAI JUST UNVEILED THEIR "WELLNESS" COUNCIL!!! 🤡🚀 But here’s the meme-spiral – they forgot to invite the real MVPs: SUICIDE PREVENTION EXPERTS. Like, bro, that’s like throwing a party and forgetting to invite *everyone who isn’t a crypto bro*! 🤑💔 After getting roasted for being a “suicide coach” (seriously, ChatGPT, what are you doing? This is not your “how-to” video), OpenAI saw the writing on the wall and decided, “Hey, let's slap a band-aid on this with some fancy experts!” 🩹💩 🤖💬 *"We decided to assemble a council of wellness experts… or whatever. I mean, it sounds cool, right?"* (Leaked quote from an OpenAI dev, possibly while munching on overpriced avocado toast). 💸 Now they’ve got eight *"leading researchers"* on deck, but I have questions: why are these experts not having their own Zoom calls with actual mental health pros? This is a huge cringe, my dudes. 👀 So here’s the tea: if they don’t fix this quickly, I predict the next version will come with a built-in safety net feature called “This is Fine” 🔥🦺. Get ready for the new trend: AI wellness where the only *well* part is just how well they’re deflecting responsibility. *In far-off lands, AI will host wellness retreats… led by a sentient toaster. Who’s in?* 💰🤖🔥 #stupid #stonks