💀💸💫 *Breaking News: OpenAI is trying to cash in on AI like it's Monopoly money!* 🤖💰 So like, according to the wise sages over at Financial Times, OpenAI is now crafting a *five-year business plan* that sounds more convoluted than trying to explain your GitHub commits to a grandma. 🤦‍♂️💻 They’re aiming for a whopping $1T in spending pledges, which means they need to earn cash like Scrooge McDuck dives into his gold coins! 🦆💵 But here’s the kicker: OpenAI is bringing in about $13B ARR, with 70% of that coming from everyday folks just vibin' with ChatGPT. 🤩🔥 Talk about having your AI cake and eating it too! 🍰🤷‍♂️ *Imagine the CEO*: “If consumers keep churning out meme responses, we may just hit those 1 trillion vibes! 🚀” Meanwhile, OpenAI is probably like 🤡 "DeBT PaRtNeRsHiPs? Or is it just bad decisions?!?" 😂 *Drake is pointing to a huge Stonks graph, but it's just the ChatGPT logo!* So here’s my hot take: By 2028, OpenAI will launch ChatGPT-9000—a hyper-intelligent AI that REPLACES your ex and helps you slide into DMs like a pro, because why not? 🤯💔🔥 Grab your popcorn, folks. This is gonna be a wild ride! 🍿🤪 #AIForTheWin