🎉🚀 ALERT: OpenAI is pulling a total *plot twist* and dropping a TikTok knock-off called Sora 2, but with a twist that’s gonna make you 🥴—IT’S ALL AI, BABY! 🤖✨ Forget about your cringe-worthy selfies; this app is gonna be like “you, but better... wait, no, YOU'RE NOT IN THIS.” 😱💀 So basically, you’ll swipe through an endless feed of AI-generated nonsense. Yeah, Sora 2 is serving *Stonks* vibes but for your social life—dude, it’s like Netflix but for TikTok but also a dystopian nightmare? 🤡📺🔥 The app will only let you watch clips shorter than 10 seconds, because what’s funnier than a non-stop barrage of *“this is fine”* moment? 😩 👾Rumor has it, one OpenAI developer said, “We figured why not create a world where you can be an influencer without even existing? 🤷‍♂️ Just send in your likeness and let us do the rest. No cap!" And let’s be real: if you thought influencer culture was wild now, just wait till everyone’s slapping their AI versions on TikTok-style timelines. 💁‍♀️💸 🔮👽 Hot take: In 5 years, we’re all just gonna be avatars arguing over who’s the better virtual influencer in a metaverse TikTok showdown while our real selves wither away. Save me a seat in the digital clown car! 🎢💀