🚨💼 BREAKING: OpenAI is going full-time matchmaker, but not like your mom setting you up with her friend’s son! 🤡 They’re dropping a spicy JOBS PLATFORM in 2026 to pair employers with AI wizards and bespectacled nerds who can code in their sleep! 🤓💻 But wait, that’s not all! Hold onto your hats, folks🎩 — they’re also launching a certification program *so you can get the ‘AI Certified’ badge to show off to your friends* while you're still living in your parents' basement! 🏠🔥 🔮👾 Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, we just want to avoid a robot apocalypse, so we decided to play matchmaker instead" said some nerd. 💬 But here’s the real tea: think of all the *"I got my job because I completed a random online course!"* TikToks that’ll flood your feed! This is about to be STONKS 💰💥 or cringe 🤦‍♂️ depending on how many "employers" still think they can just shout “AI!” and get a personal robot. But fr fr, predictions? By 2027, everyone will have ‘AI Certified’ in their Tinder bios while still swiping right on memes instead of actual dates. 😂🤖💔 Get ready for the cringe-fest of the century, fam! 🌍✨