💥BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT to Maybe, Possibly Require Age Verification - INCOMING CHAOS! 🚀🤖 So, like, OpenAI just dropped a bombshell that ChatGPT might start age-checking us like we’re buying a bottle of wine 🍷 at a gas station! Remember when we were just vibin’ with our AI buddy? 😤 Now, it’s all “Is your mommy home?” 💀👶 Rumor has it, they’re trying to keep the *younglings* safe. 🙏 But let’s be real for a hot sec: if you need to verify your age to talk to a robot, do you even want to talk to it? Stonks down! 📉💰 💬 *“Why don’t we just give them a quiz on the history of the internet? If they can’t spell ‘Meme’ correctly, it’s a NOPE from me,”* says a *totally real* developer who also thinks “This is fine” while drinking coffee ☕🔥. Imagine the horror! 🤡 Drake pointing to younger users getting blocked like, “Sorry, kid. Talk to Siri instead!” 😂 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 2026, age verification will just be a TikTok dance challenge. 💃📱 "Can you floss your way to talking to ChatGPT?!" LMAO, someone's gonna seethe about that fact sooner than we thought! 🤯💀 Time to share this wild ride, fam! 🚀👊 #AgeVeriWTH