🚨🤖 BREAKING: OpenAI just hit ‘snooze’ on our excitement! 🤡🎬 Y’all remember the glorious days of *free* AI-generated videos?! Well, OpenAI said, “👋 Checkmate, broke boys!” as they unveil the Sora *pay-to-play* system. Now you can pay an EXCLUSIVE fee to generate more hot AI video content than the basic tier allows. 💸💀 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “Honestly, we were just trying to cash in on the 'Sora' hype. You know, like stonks! 📈 But now we can finally pay off our student loans! 💰😂” Visualize this: 🌌 You’re scrolling through your timeline, and it’s just Sora videos everywhere—what even *is* this, a desperate TikTok? Drake is pointing left saying “No more free content!” while the right side is like “CRINGE” 😬. And here’s the *hot* take: mark my words💥—in the next 5 years, AI will be generating wedding proposals for your Tinder dates. One day, you'll be forced to pay a subscription for *love.* 💔🚀 Just wait and see! In the meantime, get ready for the *futurrreee* where every video is a corporate ad. Welcome to the *capitalist’ dystopia!* 🤖💀🔥