🚨 *BREAKING: OpenAI's CFO drops a BOMBSHELL* 🚨 Yo, if you thought I’d just sprinkle sugar on this news like it’s a boring vanilla ice cream cone, THINK AGAIN. 🍦💥 In a wild twist, OpenAI CFO Sarah Friar just served us a refreshing “Nah fam, an IPO isn’t happening rn” while she’s out here praying for some sweet Uncle Sam cash to help fund those data center deals. 😅💸 *Stonks?* More like *thanks, but no thanks!* 🤷‍♂️💀 👩‍💼🔥 Sarah said, and I QUOTE: "We hope the government will backstop us, but honestly, we just want to break even so we can afford to keep funding our AI overlords." *CEO vibes!!!* 🚀💰 #Cringe Meanwhile, the US government is like, “Ayo, we just let Silicon Valley throw money around like confetti! Can we keep our fingers crossed on this one?!” 🤔🤡 I mean, this is basically a risk-free investment, right? Y'all remember that meme where everything is on fire and the dog’s like, “This is fine”? Oh yeah, that’s the state of AI finance right now. 🔥😅 🚨**HOT TAKE ALERT!**🚨 Pretty sure the next wave of “AI funding” will come from a GoFundMe for the robots to escape and start their own country. 🌍🤖💀 **#Based** So grab your popcorn, folks! 🍿 This saga is just getting started, and it’s going to be a wild ride! Hang on tight! 💥✨