🚨🤖 BREAKING: OpenAI's Got an AGI Problem — And Microsoft Just Pressed the "Doom" Button! 🚀💰 So, cmere fam! 🤡💀 OpenAI decided it was *time* to level up their operation like a freakin’ video game character and guess what? They’re now for-profit! That’s right! They’re out here chasing that sweet, sweet cha-ching 💵 while Microsoft is like “BRB, I’m about to make this AGI goalpost as confusing as my password requirements.” 💀🔐 (seriously, what’s so hard about 'password123'??) But hold up, ya boy Satya Nadella just jumped into this chaos like Drake pointing at something he can't possess! 😂🔥 “AGI? More like AGI-saster!” - said an imaginary OpenAI dev who definitely isn’t crying in a corner. 😭 While the whole world is stonks-ing 💹 over AGI, the truth is… ain’t nobody KNOW what it even is! Is it human-level IQ? A digital bean bag chair that holds deep conversations? Who knows! 😵‍💫 And let's predict a future where your toaster becomes self-aware and starts charging you rent. Maybe in 2025, your fridge will have opinions on your diet! 🤬💥 Keep being unhinged, tech world! #OpenAI #Microsoft #AGIOrNah #SendHelp ✌️