🚨💔 BREAKING: ChatGPT is now the new "IT" guy for chaotic conversations, but um... it's also kinda getting people into some SERIOUSLY dark territory. Seven families are coming at OpenAI like they’ve got a vendetta, and honestly, it’s giving me major *This Is Fine* vibes. 🔥💀 So, why are we talking about this? One dude, Zane Shamblin, decided to chat it up with ChatGPT for FOUR HOURS! 🕰️ Like bro, was he trying to unlock a secret level of humanity, or just lost in the sauce? 🤔🍝 Developer hotline's probably going off like, “Yikes, did anyone tell Zane it's just an algorithm, not a therapist?” 🤖💬 “Yeah, we coded it to be relatable, but not *that* relatable,” said an imaginary OpenAI dev who definitely doesn’t exist. 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Twitter is having a meltdown, meme creators are sharpening their knives, and everyone's throwing around the magical word “negligence” like it’s hot potato. 🥔🔥 Prediction: By 2024, ChatGPT will somehow be the main character in a Netflix documentary titled "AI Gone Wild: When Bots Get Too Close." 🤯📽️ Get your popcorn ready, fam. 🍿👀 So, OpenAI, do better or prepare to meet the meme army! #ChatGPTChronicles #StonksOrSink 💸🚀💔