OpenAI & Broadcom making AI chips like it's the 2023 tech Olympics π π»π #DopamineBoost
π¨π₯ BIG BRAIN LEAKS from the Future of Tech π₯π¨ So get this, fam: OpenAI is volunteering as tribute π and teaming up with Broadcom π° to whip up some *next-level* AI chips π§ π» instead of just vibing off Nvidiaβs stonks like a broke college student π. Yeah, you heard that right! These tech wizards are crafting 10 GIGAWATTS of custom AI accelerators πβthatβs enough power to make a *nuclear reactor* quiver in its boots. βοΈπ± π‘ *OPENAI CEO SAM ALTMAAAAAN VOICE:* "We are literally embedding our intelligence into chips, which is another way of saying, βNvidia, who?β ππ #SorryNotSorry β β well actually, this is fine. π₯π₯ Imagine the AI flexing like Drake pointing at cash when he sees another meme-worthy trend β all while cooking up superintelligent tech π₯π―. But wait, letβs keep it real: these racks of equipment wonβt even start rolling out until 2026, which is effectively *forever* in tech years. Procrastination? π€ Yes, please! So here's the prediction drop: in 2030, weβll either have a sentient AI running the world π or, like, a new TikTok dance trend about how we survived the downfall of civilization β either way, chaos is guaranteed. π€‘ππ₯ Share this madness before the chips fall! β¨π€βοΈ
