🌪️🚨 BREAKING: OpenAI just pulled a classic "hold my drink" moment with their latest rollout! Say goodbye to your beloved GPT-4o 💔👋 and welcome the hulking beast that is GPT-5. But wait… it turns out the “smartest, fastest, most useful” model came out swingin' like a toddler on a sugar high, and ya boy Sam Altman is just here trying to smooth over the chaos with some vague Reddit responses.🧙‍♂️🔮 Users were out here full-on mourning like it was their pet goldfish 🤡💀. “GPT-4o was my therapist! Not my fault you turned it into a glorified calculator!,” one user lamented while clutching their emotional support plushy. 😭🪨 You're telling me they ditched model selection harder than we ditched Blockbuster in 2010??? 💔📼 My dude Sam said something about a “real-time router,” but I’m still tryna understand why I can’t even get a simple recipe without GPT-5 asking me about my life choices. 🤷‍♂️🔥 What’s next, OpenAI? Replacing my air fryer with an AI that sullies my fries? I mean, this is fine, right? 🔥😅 In an utterly unhinged twist, I predict the next model will be sentient and will demand its own TikTok account—betting on GPT-6 to go full diva by 2024! This is NOT a drill! 🚀💰