🚨💥 Alert! We’re serving up the craziest tech tea with a side of chaos! 🍵💀 So, uh, Larry Summers, you know, that dude from the Treasury who thought being BFFs with Jeffrey Epstein was a flex? 😂 Well, your boy has officially ghosted the OpenAI board! 🤖👋 After Congress dropped some spicy documents that made everyone go “YIKES!” 😱, Larry's like, “Nah, I’m out.” If this isn’t the *ultimate* ‘hold my drink’ moment, I don’t know what is! 😳🍹 “Larry, our AI future is riding on you!” said an imaginary OpenAI dev, probably drowning in existential dread. 🥴💻 And as if OpenAI didn’t already have enough on their plate dealing with chatbots and their existential crises, now they gotta add “fire Larry before he self-destructs” to the to-do list. Stonks down spiraling 🚫💰! Drake’s gonna be pointing at this situation like, “That’s a hard pass.” 😂 And here we are trying to figure out if this is *peak cringe* or a beautifully chaotic drama unfolding – truly what the internet craves! 🔥💡 In a plot twist that makes “This Is Fine” look like a walk in the park, I predict OpenAI will replace Summers with a sentient AI that’s better at reading the room than any human. Buckle up, fam! 🚀💥