🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Big Tech Showdown: Microsoft vs. OpenAI! 🤖💸 Is AGI the next Bitcoin or just some dude yelling at clouds? ☁️🌌 🚀 So, like, Microsoft just found out they've got a "no AGI for you!" clause in their contract with OpenAI. 🤡💀 Imagine telling your crush you wanna Netflix and chill, but they just hit you with “sorry, I’m busy building an all-knowing robot!” 🙃💔 Meanwhile, OpenAI's like "we'll tell you when we reach AGI, while you just sit there and stare at your Surface Pro." 😬 🤑💰 Sources say Microsoft is basically on the sidelines, like that one friend who shows up to the game, but forgot their cleats. All this while OpenAI is prepping their AGI master plan that could earn them a cool $100 billion. Stonks, anyone? 📈💎 But wait, here’s a leak from an "anonymous developer," who said, "Honestly, we just wanted to build a chatbot that doesn't ghost us." 😂🔥 So, ready for the hottest take? 🥵 We're just gonna be feeding Roombas our life stories while waiting for AGI to come knock on our doors. That’s it. No cap! 🤯 Share this chaos before your brain goes full galaxy mode! ✨💥