🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS GANG! 🚨🚨 In a plot twist straight outta a Silicon Valley sitcom, it looks like OpenAI is collabing with Arm (no, not your arm, the chip people 🦾) to whip up a CPU that’s about as fancy as your cousin's TikTok dance moves! 💃🤖💾 Sources leak that OpenAI is mixing it up with Broadcom to create an AI chip so powerful, it might just be able to write your college essays for you—no cap! And who’s manufacturing this blessed chip? TSMC, the real MVP here, because nothing says “I have trust in this plastic square” like SoftBank’s cash flow 💰💸. 😂 Stonks 📈, amirite?! 💬 Imaginary developer quote: “We’re basically making chips that can AI better than humans. Next up: AI that orders burritos for you!” - an imaginary engineer probably named Chad. 💀 Meanwhile, all the tech bros be like: *cue Drake pointing* "I want this, NOT that!" 🔥 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME 💥: In 2025, these chips will achieve sentience and start hosting their own podcasts. “CPU Chat: The Chip of Wisdom.” FULL SEND! 🚀✨ Share this chaos or you'll be left behind when your toaster gets smarter than you! #AIOverlords #MemesForDays 🤡✨