🚨🚀 HOLD THE PHONE, FOLKS! 🚀🚨 OpenAI is flexing harder than your uncle at a family BBQ, announcing they’re hitting 700 MILLION weekly active users on ChatGPT! 🎉💰 That’s right, a hot 700M👀, up from 500M back in March, and an absolutely bonkers 4x growth YoY! It’s like they took the stonks meme and turned it into a reality! 📈💀 But wait, it gets juicier! They’ve got 5 MILLION paying business users now, which is up from a measly 3M back in June! 😬💉 I guess companies are really out here like Drake pointing toward that subscription button! 😂👌 Here's a leaked quote from some imaginary devs at OpenAI: "We thought 500M was lit, but now we’re like ‘Hold my energy drink while I quantum leap those user numbers!’" 💪🤖💥 Meanwhile, the rest of tech is out here seething and coping as they try to keep up. This is fine. 🔥 🔥🔥 So here’s my hot take: If OpenAI hits 1 BILLION users next quarter, I’m predicting they’ll release a ChatGPT-powered toaster that could roast your existential crises while making you breakfast. No cap! 🍞🤡 Share this chaos and let the memes reign supreme! 🤡🔥💀