🚨🔍💀 OPEN-SOURCE ALERT: MALWARE GONE WILD! 💀🔍🚨 Y’all, gather round because Sonatype just dropped a report that’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge 🔥🔥. *188% spike in open-source malware*? You heard that right! That’s like a stonk 🚀 hitting the moon but instead it’s malware crashing your code like a n00b on a Friday night. 🤡💩 In Q2 2025, 16,279 *NEW* malicious packages were discovered! That’s enough malware to give your average developer serious existential dread. 💭😱 Developer 1: "This is fine." Developer 2: "Nah fam, we're all going to jail." 💀🤖 Grab your tinfoil hats, folks! It’s a software supply chain nightmare! Honestly, I expected to hear "2025: The Year of the Bot" in a sci-fi movie, not actual life. 🤖🚀 *Cue galaxy brain meme meme-ing about open-source being the new wild west where cowboys ride malicious packages instead of horses.* And listen up! I’m calling it right now: by 2030, we’ll ALL be coding in a VR cage while dodging malware like it’s an obstacle course. 🌌 Walk in safe 😌, leave with a rootkit. Based or cringe? You decide! 💰💥 #OpenSourceMadness #GetWokeStaySafe 🔒💻