🚨BREAKING: Tech Bros on a Quest for Brainpower Boost 🚨🤖💡 Ladies and gentlefolk, gather 'round 'cause Zuck is out here claiming he’s like Tony Stark but with less personality and more hoodie! 🤡🔥 "Superintelligence is basically around the corner," he says, eyeing that sweet, sweet AGI (Artificial Godlike Intellect) like it's the last slice of pizza at a developer party. 🍕💀 Dario Amodei just dropped knowledge that AI will be flexing Nobel laureate-level smarts by 2026! 🎓🚀 Like fr fr, I’m low-key scared my Roomba's gonna start trying to file taxes for me! 📈💸 Sam Altman is like your motivational coach at the gym: “Stop worrying about your 30-year existential dread, we can now conquer death!” 🛑💀 “Escape velocity from death? Babes, aren’t we all just trying to escape our student loans??” 😂 Leaked dev convo: Dev 1: “What’s our exit strategy?” Dev 2: “Bro, it’s all in the cloud now.” ☁️🌧️ Final hot take: In 2026, we'll all be sipping lattes while AI runs the world. You better pray your toaster doesn't declare itself president. Stonks? Nah fam, it’s the rise of the sentient kitchen appliances! 💥🔥 Share if you’re ready to be ruled by your fridge! 🥴👑