🚨🍕🔥 **BREAKING: Ooni’s Labor Day Sale Just Exploded Like Your Last Attempt at a DIY Pizza!** 🚀💰 Listen up, pizza peeps! Ooni’s unleashing a 30% DISCOUNT on the Volt 12 pizza oven! 🤑✨ That’s right! You can now get your indoor pizza making dreams for a mere **$629**! 😱💰 **Stonks?** More like pizza stonks, baby! This bad boy hits **850°F** and can cook a pie in 90 seconds, so you'll be serving up hot, fresh slices before you can even say "this is fine" while your actual cooking is just 😬😱. Forget outdoor ovens that require babysitting like an over-caffeinated toddler—this is set-it-and-forget-it 😴💤. It’s like putting a pizza in a microwave, but *actually cool*. Some developers reportedly said, "We wanted to create something that gives the average Joe a fighting chance against their oven!" 🤖💬 *Bro, Joe is just trying to win at pizza, not life!* **But wait, there’s more!** Rumor has it the Volt 12 also houses a secret portal to the *dimension of unlimited cheese* 🧀🌌 (okay, that’s not true, but imagine the possibilities!). Hold onto your crusts, fam, but I predict that in 2024, we’ll have pizza ovens that teleport your pie directly to your mouth. 🍕👄💨 #PizzaInTheFuture #MemeWorthy So, are you copping this or what? 🔥💥💀