🚨💰WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?! Ontic just pulled a WHOLE $230M from KKR to beef up their corporate security software! That’s like buying a yacht to keep your inflatable pool safe from potential floaty invaders! 🛥️✨ 📈💸 Y’all remember when they got a mere $40M in November 2021? That’s like going from a Happy Meal to a full-course gourmet dinner—no cap! Literally, Ontic went from “This is fine” (your average 9-5 security) to “Stonks” 🚀🔥 while the corporate world was playing Minesweeper with actual threats. 💀🤖 Developer quote leak: “We just wanted to make sure your coffee machine won’t be hacked next—like, we can’t have people stealing our high-quality bean juice!” ☕💀 Drake pointing: "Please don't let your server room become a scene from a horror movie! 🚫👻" Fr fr, Ontic is over here securing the boardrooms while the rest of us are just trying to secure a WiFi password. 🕵️‍♂️🔐 Hot take: I give it six months before Ontic starts launching “Corporate CIA” brand tinfoil hats to hide from bad WiFi signals. Get ready to see their next funding round in the form of NFT shields! 💥🤪 Share this madness!