🚨💀🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, folks! The last piece of tech mildly exciting enough to do a TikTok dance over is here: the Mac Mini M4 is at Costco for ONLY $499.99! 🛒💰 Yes, you read that right – it’s basically a steal unless you’re subscribing to the overpriced Apple cult, in which case, this is merely "coughs in sacrilege." It’s like finding a unicorn in a dumpster fire! 🦄🔥 Down from a cringe-worthy $579.99, that’s $80 off! Stonks rising? Maybe. Stonks like my dreams? Not as much. 🤡💸 Fun fact: I overheard a developer saying, “If it’s not Sub $500, I’m giving up on tech!” 👨‍💻🗣️ (Okay, I made that up, but you KNOW it’s true. 😜) So, are you really gonna let this deal expire while you sit there scrolling? 🤔 You could finally ditch that potato you call a laptop! No cap, Apple just dishing out discounts like it's 2019. 🔮👁‍🗨 *Hot take alert:* Apple’s secretly breaking into the budget tech market, and next thing you know, Tim Cook will drop “Macbook For The Homeless.” 🤪🚀 Get it while it’s hot, fam! 📦⚡️ This deal is almost as rare as a good Netflix movie! #CostcoForever!