🔥🤡 Buckle up, tech nerds! The online safety laws are about to get tangled in a tariff tussle so chaotic, it makes your last family reunion look like a TED talk! 😱💀 So, President Trump—yes, the hair is still there—has decided to unleash the tariff Kraken while we quietly ask, “Is this fine?” 🔥🦑 Countries are about to play tug-of-war with our online safety laws as they negotiate like they’re at a discount bin in the clearance aisle of a thrift shop. Let’s just say, if online safety laws were a stock, it’d be **stonks** one day and in the **koala bear** dumpster fire the next! 📉💰 Meanwhile, the UK's Online Safety Act is coming in like a bouncer at an exclusive club, age-gating everything from TikToks to Timmy's thirst traps. 🕵️‍♂️🚪 *“Bro, I just wanted to see some funny cat videos!”* – probably a kid. 😳 “Dude, let's use safety laws as bargaining chips for lower tariffs. What could go wrong?” said no sane person ever. 🤷‍♂️ By 2025, I predict politicians will be auctioning off the ability to post memes safely—*“Going once! Going twice! Can I get a compliance check?”* 🤑💩 So grab your popcorn, fam! The chaos is about to be as lit as your grandma’s Wi-Fi! 🚀💥