🎰💰 BREAKING: Vegas’ Wild Party Scene is, like, totally NOT hurting thanks to online gambling! 😳🍾💀 OK, fam, listen up! Alan Feldman from UNLV’s *totally legit* International Gaming Institute just dropped some hot takes on sports betting that’s got me screaming "STONKS!" 📈🔥 He’s like, “This is good for Vegas, bro!” while the city is out here trying to convince tourists that losing $500 on the roulette table is a vacation. Like, hello?! 🤡 But wait, there’s more! Feldman argues that online gambling is the *real* reason Vegas is thriving. Yeah, because nothing screams "fun times" like betting on a random game while wearing pajamas and eating Cheetos. 😂🦙💻 Imagine the conversation at a Vegas bar: **Developer 1:** “Hey, do you think online gambling is bad for business?” **Developer 2:** “Nah, it’s all part of the experience—like getting your wallet gutted by reality in comfort!” Gotta love that "This is fine" meme energy with our digital wallets burning up 🔥💔. **HOT TAKE:** In 5 years, Vegas will be a virtual reality world where you can lose your money to animated penguins! 🐧🚀💸 You heard it here first, fam! Buckle up! 💥💀