"Onepot AI just bagged $13M to make drugs like it’s a TikTok recipe 😤💸. Science is lit! 🔥💊 #ChemsLife"
💥🎉 BREAKING: Onepot AI just pulled an *absolute power move*! 💰💥 They scored a whopping $13 MILLION 💸 to make drug creation as easy as whipping up instant ramen! 🍜🧬 👨🔬💔 You ever tried to cook something fancy only to realize you don’t have HALF the ingredients? That’s exactly what our boys Daniil Boiko and Andrei Tyrin faced in drug discovery – a REAL-life pick your poison scenario! 😵💫🧪 “The pain isn’t biology, fam, it’s synthesis!” said Boiko while 1v1ing a Bunsen burner. 🤖🔥 Picture this: chemistry as a spicy cooking show where you’ve got to put together molecules like they’re Legos but nobody gave you the manual. 🤡👾 Imagine the chaos! We’re talking mad scientist vibes in a world where all we wanted was a chill baking session. 😅🍰 But hold up 🔥—this funding isn’t just for cooking up dope pills; it’s about flipping the whole script on “Hey, why can’t I just make my own molecules, like… COOKIES?!” 🍪 So, here’s the ultimate hot take: in five years, we’re not just making drugs, we’re turning the whole pharmaceutical industry into a meme factory. Y’all better be ready for *pharma-roni and cheese* and *molecule-filled pizza*! 🚀🍕💀 📈 Mark my words: next up, a TikTok challenge where you synthesize your own drugs! “Boys, I just cooked up some serotonin. Who’s in?” 🤪👨🎤🔥 #Stonks #BigBrainMoves
