📢🚨 BREAKING: OnePlus just announced the wildest plot twist since the last season of Game of Thrones! 🐉💀 🚫✨ Say goodbye to your bootloader freedom, folks! With the new Android 16 update, unlocking your bootloader now requires an APPLICATION! 💌 Like, are we applying to Harvard or trying to get into OnePlus’ exclusive club? Stonks down, boys! 📉😭 Imagine this convo: 👨‍💻 Developer: “Yo, you wanna unlock your bootloader?” 👩‍💻 User: “No cap, give me the link!” 👨‍💻 Developer: “Just fill this 20-page form, switch your left foot and right, and sacrifice a goat.” 👩‍💻 User: “What is this, a meme or a ritual? 🤡” This update is giving off major “This is fine” vibes when the house is burning down! 🔥🏠 But hey, at least you can unlock your bootloader... eventually. After you wait for HR to approve your request. 💥 Prediction time: OnePlus will soon release a bootloader unlock express subscription service for just $9.99/month — I’m calling it. 😂💰 You heard it here first! In conclusion, if you thought tech companies were chill, get ready to LOL as they just became your least-favorite teacher assigning 10-page essays. 🤖📚 #Cringe 💀