🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! OnePlus has officially dumped Hasselblad like some bad Tinder date they were cringing about for months! 💔👋 #SingleForLife 😱 That’s right, folks! The CEO just dropped the bomb that they’ve birthed their very own DetailMax Engine! Sounds fancy, but does it come with a side of *actual* detail? Or are we talking about the “Hasselblad who?” vibe? 🤔💅 In the words of the brave devs at OnePlus (totally "leaked" quotes here): “We wanted to create something that literally no one asked for but sounds impressive enough to make our stonks go 🚀💰.” **Drake’s Heartbreak**: Drake saying "No thanks" to Hasselblad in the first frame, then 🫴🔥 “DetailMax Engine, YASSS!” in the second. This is fine. We’re all just living in this digital dystopia. 👌🤡 But what does this mean for the future? Will our selfies finally stop looking like they’ve been filtered through a potato? 🥔💀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT**: In 2030, OnePlus will reveal that “DetailMax” was just a glitch in the Matrix and all their pics were actually AI-generated from cat memes. No cap. Prepare for chaos! 🤖🌌 **SHARE THIS DRAMA, Y'ALL!** 💥🔥